Bad Design Theory
Compiled by Sohail Moughal
8 Spetember 2005

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The Maker
Angels
Jinns
Mud
Humans and their Babies
and the Bad Bad World we live in everyday

Here is the oldest story retold

There was a light,
energy,
infinite power,
divine and eternal
All in one,
single, sovereign,
omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient entity
The ultimate Maker of all,
everything, even nothingness
No one knew where it came from,
and since when it existed
No one knows the purpose of existance
and the purpose behind the whole making
What the thought is
Is it really happening

Somewhere in time
The Maker decided to make controlled creatures from light
Was the Maker alone,
needed some company
Who knows what else existed,
we were never told
These light creatures were programmed quite well
Intangible, sentient entities
No matter how, when, where, what happened,
They obeyed and worshipped the Maker
There were called the seraphim, the cherubim,
the thrones, the dominions
the Sovereigns, the powers, the virtues,
archangels, and angels
They had pairs of wings too
Single pairs, double pairs or
sometimes triple or quadruple pairs
They could travel faster than light,
in time, in future and in past
Some of them had 70 thousand heads
Each with 70 thousand mouths
that spake 70 thousand languages
Why so many, why only 70 thousand,
why the number 70
They had no gender, were asexual
And yet were considered as males
It happened for God knows how many eternities
The light creatures didn't know their own ages even
Someone asked the age from one of the archangels
The Archangel simply said,
all the stars were younger than him
They lived in a time were time had no significance
Because of their unique nearness to their Maker
The light creatures had incomparable love for the Maker
Was it love or simply lack of no other choice given

Then the infinite power wanted to play with fire
A less controlled creature was made
Smokeless fire was the ingredient
The creature, the best program ever made
Most obedient, the best of all made so far,
the new king of all creations
Again it happened for God knows how many eternities
In the relative context of time
It seems quite shortlived the new kingdom proved to be

What triggered it,
we don't know but at some point in time
The infinite power wanted to play with the mud
And then there was an even less controlled creature made
The earth creature was an expert system,
Not programmed entirely,
or atleast made to think so
This earth creature was given some independence
to reprogram itself
The earth creature was made the new king,
the vicereagent of the Maker
The Maker imparted some knowledge to the vicereagent
This knowledge others didn't have and was never given
And then they were all asked to write an exam
All others failed, only the vicereagent passed
And so all other creatures light or fire or others,
were asked to submit to this earthly creature
And a rift started, why was it allowed to start
Submission was always important, even today is
The light creatures were apprehensive
The fire creature was in denial
The ultimate power was determined
The earth creature didnt know what was coming
And so, all but the creature from fire
Submitted to the earthly creature
The infinite power was not pleased
The infinite power let the creature from fire
reprogram itself on its own will
The creature from fire started fiddling with the design
Instead of getting the punishment for the rebellion
The fire creature was made responsible
for everyone else's punishment
The rift was so big that the whole plan changed
Or was this rift preplanned too

The infinite power was called
The "God", "Allah", "Khuda", "Elah", "Lord", "Yahweh"
"Tetragrammaton", "Father", even "Mother"
The names kept changing, evolving
Everyone has their own divine power to look up to
Everyone has has a different self made version of divinity
Everyone has a self made God

The submissive light creature was called an "Angel"
The smokeless fire creature was called a "Satan",
or "Iblis", "Shaitan", "Devil", "Jinn"
He became a symbol of rebellion forever
Iblis Ginjo in the Dune,
Count Iblis in Battle Star Galactica
King Iblis in the playstation,
Blade of the fallen Seraph, Iblis in World of War craft
Garm bel Iblis in Starwars
Iblis is an IRC bot program
that performs nuisance activities
against other users of irc who are
logged into the same server as the irc bot program
Iblis was not happy too,
Still is not I guess, he felt humiliated
He took upon himself to prove that
the human is not the best of all the creatures
The Maker agreed with the new plan
and let him have all the power to be able to prove it
Or was it preplanned too, how can it not be
That is what bringing life into the world is all about?....

The new earth creature was called a "Human"
The human was asked many things by the infinite power
to act like the angels
not listen to the Satan
The humans asked
why not preprogram them not to listen to the fire
Why not preprogram them to act like the angels
If angels are the desired creatures,
then why make humans
And yet there was no answer
The human was given both the programs,
to rebel and to submit
And both the programs negated each other
The human was given the conflicting tools
The will, the power,
the desire, the intellect and many more
And the ability to reason,
But never given the reason
And another never ending rift started

And thus
the human generations were subjected to the lifelong test
The human didn't ask to be tested,
The human didn't want to be tested
It seemed someone else's war being fought in them
But the human had no choice
Considering the knowledge the human has gained since then
The knowledge imparted by the Maker seemed quite minimal
There was so much to learn, know and remember
The human kept learning, finding new things
Only to be proved wrong time and again
Losing the the context was easy,
There were so many tangents

The human kept fighting within itself
The human kept fighting with other humans
The human kept fighting with the Satan
The human kept fighting with the Maker
The human kept searching for answers
No answers were found, nor given

Human was lonely
The lonely Maker understood the pain of the loneliness
Its always lonely at the top
And thus the human was split in two
The very first couple was asked to refrain from one small thing,
and they couldn't
The human failed in the second test of the history
Another rift started
Or was it preplanned too, how can it not be

So the humans were exiled
from the company of the other creatures
They were made to live on the Earth as a punishment
They were made to search for the other half,
for their completion
The union seldom turned out as desired
The probability of never finding the other half persisted
The chaos from the unreliability was not designed for angels
It was a new test designed for humans only

The splitted humans were called, "man" and "woman"
They were designed to meet and make more humans
The man required the lust to meet with the woman
The woman required the emotion to meet with the man
The both confused sex with the emotion, love
One couldnt never get enough sex
The other couldnt never get enough love
They both had different priorities to set up a meeting
They kept misunderstanding each other
They had different brains
and different ways of using them
Womens brain hemispheres were nicely connected
like a super highway
Mans brain hemispheres had greater sperations
like a crookedy country road
Men were programmed to hunt,
and thus narrow and firm sense of direction, vision
Women had a better peripheral vision,
and thus the ability to multitask
Decipher a wider range of information
Men met with women looking for an exit
Women met with men to get captured
And yet they kept on meeting,
blinded by the instinct, the necessity, the emotion,
And made more humans
And more humans planned more meetings,
and made more humans

Humans, not programmed, didn't know what to do
How to deal with other humans
How to succeed in the tests
How to deal with the requirements
of the two necessary evils in their lives
The "food" and the "sex"
Other creatures didn't require these evils
Both these evils made the human fight, kill, and plunder
Thought about them all the time
Failed all the tests
A "Law" or a "Religion" was required
to control and teach the human
If these two evils didn't exist
Neither the law nor the religion would have existed,
or required
The Maker used the religion
to teach and control the humans
He appointed special humans
as special messengers to preach the religion
They say more than a hundered thousand messengers
had to be sent
They kept coming to the same spot again and again
Intentionally ignoring the other humans
Enforcing the "single origin model",
we all started from Africa
Was the first human messenger sent to Savannah,
some 250 thousand years ago
Was the first RNA molecule formed in 4000MYA
Complex organisms arising from non living matter,
the mud
First Carbon, then Glucose, Oxygen,
and then sex changed them to Humans

And the message kept changing too,
confusing humans, changing humans
Humans could never learn,
never knew what was actually required
Lives became complex and more answers were required
Finally they made their own connotations,
inferences, precednets, revisions, reservations
And learnt to use the law or the religion
to control other humans and other species even
Shamanism, Totemism, Panentheism, Pantheism
Chiefdoms, kingdoms, heroes, demigods
Cults, paganism, polytheism, monotheism, tritheism
Syncretism, monism, dualism, pluralism

The food became the source of continuous evil or control
Humans started uniting, separating,
forming clans, villages, cities, states, civilizations
Melting pots, pandora's boxes and the nations
Became hostage to cultrues, traditions, instincts, desires
They devised ways to make more food
They devised ways to steal others food
They devised ways to make other humans hungry
The devised ways to let other humans die
They even devised to make other humans die
They could never devise
a way to stop the dependency on food
They could never stop the rift
that grew stronger and stronger

Sex was not required to make more humans only
It had the pleasure in it,
the elements of attraction and the adventure
After the food,
it became humans second most desirable thing
It made humans function better too
Providing the opportunity to have sex,
became the oldest profession of the mankind
The human did the same as they did for the food
They fought, stole, killed and plundered for sex
Sex had so may pre requisites too, Lot of work it was
The hunt, The drive, The lack of,
The source, The opportunity
The act itself- holy molly, the heat,
the skeletal limitations
The aftermath, The chat after, The emotional baggage
The guilt, The ick, The alternative
The comparability, The reliability,
The circumcision and the need
The contraception, The conception, The misconception
The Supply and the Demand, The price
The selfishness, the fulfillment,
the fakeness and the truth
The start, the end
The kiss, uniting the worst bacteria in the whole body
Over-rated it all seemed

The new humans were called the "babies".
The did not grow on trees
Humans had to meet and have sex
Why couldn't they just lock their index fingers
and be done with
Why couldn't they have sex and
leave the pouch in an aquarium
But the baby lived inside another humans body for a while
Made the human an invalid,
inefficient and grumpy for months and months
And that is as icky as things can get,
The ickiness did not end when the baby came out,
Babies were efficient, well-engineered ick machines,
with incredible ick output.
Also, babies required men and
women to stay together to raise them
To teach them how to earn food,
To teach them the law and the religion
And not to steal others food,
and Not to eat certain foods even if they were not stolen
And not to have sexual meetings unless
approved by the parents, law or the religion
The babies became humans and soon a few rebelled
They joined other humans in their internal fights
and wars and eternal guilts and crimes

Women said, God must be a man
No one would ever submit his own kind to such a torture
Poor birth machines,
there is always something happening
Women being stuck with the birth process since eternity,
Forgot how to act like a man or
never got the opportunity
Some learned to like their handicap
Swollen feet, morning sickness,
and eccentric dietary demands
They stayed indoors, did household jobs,
became slaves to men, society
There was always something happening to them,
weekly basis, monthly basis
Yearly basis, decadely basis, mid lifely basis,
the list is long
The feeling of continuously loosing the battle against time
Women expected men to roll along,
After all, the man was fifty percent to blame,
Its a continuous blame thing, hostage thing and,
I have to do more than you - thing
That is what bringing life into the world is all about?....

Men were made to believe to be superiors,
almost gods
The Maker is pronounced as a man
Angels are called as males
The Satan is called as a male
All special messengers were men
Most Popes, priests, mullahs, Rabbis and saints were men
Most Kings, presidents, tibal chiefs, emporers were men
Most tyrants, killers, mass murderers were men too
Why do they say "man" or "mankind"
when the talk about "humans"
Lo and behold,
The skull of the Peking man has been found
Ethipoin man, Gerodian man, Neanderthal man,
Wise man, Elderly wise man
Home sapien means "man having sense"
Why and how the males got all these honors
Here is how it all happened, How the decision was made
The dice rolled or was there another method or reason
And women got the babies
The dice rolled again
They got the the physical limitations
and discomfort that came with it
The dice rolled again
And the hormonal roller coasters too
The dice rolled again
The emotional roller coasters joined in
The warmth
The sacrifice, the excruciating pain
The stress
The Tourette Syndrome
And the virginity
By now it was too late
Baby Cucumber pickles with chocolate
Pickles wrapped in cheese
Steak fat with Salsa
Even laundry starch and cigarette butts
It all fit in the puzzle
Look at the manufacturing faults, all piling up
NO CALL BACKS, NO GIFT RECEIPTS too,
never heard of them

And the humans had their alter egos
They were jealous, they were judgmental
They were blamed and they were punished
They were rewarded and enthroned
The controlled others and played with destinies,
egos and spirits
They tried hard and lost hopes
They struggled and never climbed
They toiled and toiled and toiled
They had different shapes and colors
They had different races, ethnicities, religions
They had all the reasons to stay divided
They loved, hated, discriminated
They all developed hangups and complexes
They lived the dream all their lives, many of them
They kept trying to overcome thier own faults,
instincts, inborn inequalities
They were never given the traits of being equal
They were never given the traits of thinking equal
They stayed divided and stayed ruled
They climbed and never made it to the top
They helped and they prayed
They spent their lives in submission,
in search of recognition
They waited and waited
They waited for the change, if not the answer
They compared, analyzed, researched, hypothesized
Some looked for reason and in the midst got lost
Some found the reason of their own and no one agreed
Some stayed ignorant or preferred to stay that way
Some found the reason
only to be proved wrong by themselves and others
Some simply fantasized or denied everything
Some wanted to be told all the lies,
some never wanted to come out of the dream
They submitted to the design, the game, the test
They watched the nice things around them
and lost interest
They also watched the miserable things around them
and lost interest
They watched people doing miserable things and
not feel a thing
They watched people doing nice things and
not care for a reward
They watched people subjected to misery and
never said a word
They watched the miserable things and
never did anything to stop
Deep down inside,
every human wanted to be a god
Every human who tried to be a god
turned out to be another Satan
Every Satan who tried to be a God
was not accepted.

Humans have seen it all
They have seen the world turn upside down many a times
They have seen the hurricanes,
earthquakes, floods and epedemics
Slavery, massacres, genocides,
democides, terrorism and tortures
Fires, explosions, crashes, stampedes, riots
Mass suicides, mass murders, sacrifices, rapes
Holodomor, Holocast, politicides, gendercides
Who created all these names, let alone scenarios
Who designed them, Who would stop them

They saw the Great purges in Russia
They saw the Free state in Congo
They saw the Great Leap Forward in China
Thew saw the Colonialism, Crusades, the witch hunts
They saw the Mongols, Goths, Vandals,
Nazis, Muslims and Jews
They saw Sixi, Leopold, Pol Pot, and Tojo

Tests, tests, tests
After having been there done that
Humans are still not going to be left alone
They have to face the death
The oldest reality as old as mankind
But the human couldnt learn to negotiate with it
The end of misery is not painless too
The degeneration,
the loss of capabilities to function,
even as important as
sight, hearing, eating, breathing
A plathora of diseases
Complete malfunctioing of the body
Death was not the only thing that was painless
Much more pain came before that
And then they have to be tested again
Oh my God, has not this been enough already
They have to qualify for the next world
The next world is also split in two,
the hell and the heaven
Hell is cold for siberians and hot for beduins
And there are punishments,
even the biggest tyrants of history couldnt think of
And there are rewards, that seem pointless to many
Still, to a few the rewards become a reason to die sooner,
at any cost, for any reason, even kill others
And there is a promise of eternity
Dear God, Pretty Please, We just want things to stop
We are not used to thinking about eternity

The utter helplessness to change creates indifference
Selfish, self centered, inconsiderate and then cruel
To the point that inflicting misery
on others doesn't mean a thing

And some thought who is benefiting from all this misery,
the scenarios, the tests
Why does it even happen,
why there is no one to stop it
What is the need to make them happen
Why the need to make them happen is allowed to exist
Is the all powerful, to start or stop things, watching this
Does he even exist, many have asked themselves
or is he going to think this thought, right to the end
Why it had to be so different from the period of angels
What would happen if angels were subjected to all this
Or are they already and we are not told
Have things gone out of hand
Is the experiment, the game, worth all this.......
or has the thought gone wild

What a design...
What a design.....
What a design.......

The reasoning continues,
till the reasons are given or found...